the 84th best prospect in the 1990 nfl draft?!?

I didnt want it to happen this way. i really didnt. strong d, opportunistic special teams, and an offense that makes locke's play calling in last years TECMO tourney look like bill walsh on red bull. so nows its come down to this: my bears have signed jeff george.

dont get me wrong. i dont think this is a terrible signing. i guess im more upset by the circumstances surrounding it. and, no, im not talking about len pasquarelli's constant bird-dogging for this asshole either. what the fuck is happening? how did we get to this point? and why do i think jonathan quinn would struggle in this month's whiffle football game if we dropped a zone blitz on him? i need answers, which usually means pouring bourbon in a 20oz styrofoam cup, putting on my rashaan salaam authentic, and masturbating whilst watching my homemade todd sauerbrun 'greatest punts' highlight tape. but even that road seems a bit too well-traveled. maybe ill just start rooting for the nye jets.

actually, i say lets play this brooding boozer. lets get him out there. after all, now that kelly krenzel is outta the mix, someones got to start pouting on the sidelines.

BOLD PREDICTION: bears will not lose when jeff george starts a game this year.