kelly ripa is a whore

(SUNDAY MORNING by the Velvets on the stereo)

Spent some time drinking with Lt. Tim Nash last night. we visited a shithole bar named The Lighthouse. the bartendress was rough looking with jersey shorts, paunch belly, fake tan, and 55-year old woman crazy eyes. paunch bellies remind me of a buddy who used to call his brother's girlfriend "Pouch" and say that she kept a joey in her tummy. Good stuff.

'Bout that time (1 am) TEEN WOLF was placed in the dvd and carlo rossi was poured. i attempted to recall wade rouse's theory that TEEN WOLF was all a metaphor for puberty, and that louis orginally played a larger role in the film, but by this time the rossi had given me the once-over and i was done for. nash was farting like a bastard and i knew my time was up.

man, i gotta start tipping that delivery guy.