Anyone Need a SG??

Boys,
I've been hearing good things about your vaunted VERNALLI basketball team. Any chance you gents need a reserve shooting guard? I'm 6'4", black, and was the 2001 Illinois Mr. Basketball. If given a chance with your team, I promise to work super hard, practice dillgently, and chase tail with you boys at Mainly Lou's.

Let me know what y'all are thinking.

-P. Pierce

PS- Any of you have a sister?