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An early Friday night off work brings festive images to mind. As does the prospect of Gramps and Wade visiting W'loo tommorrow night.

And speaking of trouser suprises, NashBrowns will be returning to Iowa within the next two weeks. Same with Sensai Locke. My departure date for Alaska is one month from today.

In other words, GENTS, expect a serious bender about the state of Iowa during April. I'm talking shore patrol-calling, Magic Johnson-balling, curb-crawling DRUNK.

Who's In?