A Gent Turns 20

Somewhere deep in MAC Country this weekend, Zach Hammer (of television's /backslash fame) will celebrate his 20th birthday. Congrats, sir. I think I speak for all of us when I tip my styrofoam cup of amaretto/sour towards you.

20: an age too young for dating women and too old for dating queer men. AKA: right in my wheelhouse. Careful now, son.