Rally 'Bout, Gents

A fellow Man-Of-Pomp is drawing fire from The Pigs, The Fuzz, The Cops, The Heat. Yep, Todd Sauerbrun is under federal investigation.

This old Bear brings it all to the table: big pipes, prickly attitude, a willingness to be intimate with another GENT in public, the undying admiration of Jerry Glanville, and a nice pooper.

Consider Emergency Pompfest to be the GENTS' answer to the 9/11 Benefit. As Coach Ford calls it, "4/30: We Remember".