Mike Tice: GENIUS

I believe I called the Vikes fucking up this draft as soon as I realized they were participating in it. Bears fans absolutely LOVE Mike Tice and Mike Sherman making picks every year for our biggest rivals. This was like when Locke and I had a fantasy Madden draft in '01, and he picked Tim Dwight first. Then he converted him to a cornerback. (note: Steve always played Madden with a pencil behind his ear)

Now if we could only kill Steve Mariucci or convince Matt Millen to make the draft calls for the Lions again, we'd be in serious business.