NFL DRAFT BLOG 2005

It's the greatest day of the year, and I'm happy to report I'm spending it with the Hammer Brothers, Carlo Rossi, and a massive Flirt's induced hangover.

I missed the first pick because I was cleaning up a Gent's Poison "spill" in my kitchen; consequently, I apparently missed Alex Smith's Native American agent being interviewed. And I'm not happy. Which way do I go with this information? The "Top Pick Smith Signs For Beads and Whiskey" joke seems a bit too obvious. If I were in the draft, I'd totally have a Japanese agent. And I'd pray that the Cowboys took me. Eat that, Parcells.

I'm going back to sit on the couch with zHammer (of Television's /backslash fame).