Fantasy Football Update

In accordance with Pompous Leaguer Guidelines, I've put forward the smackers to purchase our fantasy football trophy. For anyone who is curious, here's a picture...

https://www.crownawards.com/StoreFront/index.html?keyCode=GGLTR05&flexCode=6063&sportCode=&selected=0;

(inscription) Pompous Leaguer Champion

"Not Our First Gentlemanly Fantasy"
(end inscription)

Much thanks to the boys who helped put it together.

Our first season champ, Sensei Locke, will be receiving his prize sometime this summer. Remember, it's like the Stanley Cup. The Champ gets to keep it until a new Champion is crowned.

Enjoy the trophy, Steve, and save your pennies so you can ship it to me come January.

Monday and June

I couldn't sleep last night. I was dragging ass until 4am, trying vainly to fall asleep. And, slacker that I am, I didn't have any red wine for backup; Even a 2:30 showing of "Action Jackson" on HBO Signature could not calm my aching soul. It was a long night.

Today has been suprisingly upbeat, though. My father suddenly put in his "retirement" papers, and joined me in the world of the semi-employed. Michael Jackson was acquitted. I could care less. But then, what's this on my email? Fantasy football is available on Yahoo? Now we're talking.

I've basically been filing away funny team names since I lost to Locke in last year's final. And since King has already used "Let's Eat Us A Fetus", there's nowhere to go up downhill.

-R/NER

Is This Shit On?

6 weeks gone since the last R?Ner post? Not that anyone checked in the down time, but I know my cockle was desiring a bit even though I am the one most responsible for this nefarious behavior.

So I'm coming back soon with something far shy of a vengeance. I will never leave my beloved R/Ner to wilt away in the Iowa heat again, for this BLOG is a thing of wicked beauty, and nearer to my heart than ever before.

Stay tuned.