Don't Pollute (Anymore)

Nothing like throwing a random name into a Google Image search and coming out with something that looks like this.

Add to this fact that my Bears have signed their malcontent rookie RB, demoted the singing Cowboy Chad Hutchinson, and named a certified Iowa Schoolboy as their starting QB..... welp, things are starting to look "up", as they say.

Now, if I could just get rid of this goddamned rash before I re-hit the W'loo nightlife....