Poison Control

Ahh. .. Gent's Poison. . . I can taste it now.

This is as little of a 1st round that i've ever watched. right now, i'm in the Defilement Bunker. . . knee-deep in The Cellar. . . watching this fucker on ESPN's DraftCast, which is the lamest piece of shit this side of Matt Leinart (a guaranteed weiner as a pro).

Besides the ridiculous Whitner (only because he was drafted so high) and Leinart picks, I'd like to tip my hat to the NFC Central "Bums Who Have Left Us". . . this is the GENT equivalent of the "Dead Actors" at the Oscars.

That's right, a tip of my wicker hat to Mike Tice and Mike Sherman. . . two glorified boners who made recent drafts so memorable for Bears fans. Ahmad Carrol? (sighs). . . Troy Williamson? (tears in eyes). . . that's good stuff. . . solid memories of grilling burgers with Coach Ford and drinking High Life on the Spiral Stairs.

Good thing Matt Millen picked up a multi-concussed, undersized LB in the Top 10 (to be fair, I reported back to David in January that I thought Ernie was the guy for the Bears to pick up. . . but since Millen did it, you can be sure Ol' Ern's head is going to explode sometime around week 13). . .